| > Is that because the men in white coats have arrived?
| > Androcles
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| No, it's because my wife is a madwoman who has no appreciation for science,
| and if she catches me on the computer her head will probably explode - so I
| have to post on the sly.

Ah, you have a "wife".  I prefer hookers, they are cheaper and I can do
as I please in my own home. Why any man should voluntarily become
a slave in the interests of sex and/or wealth is a poor man indeed. You
have my sympathy, which together with a couple of dollars will get you
a cup of coffee.
In the interest of science, experiment and explode the madwoman's head to
prove your conjecture. This should then release you from your commitment
and obligation "till my death do us part".
I believe monogamy to be a Jewish institution, isn't it? Whatever, it is as
unnatural as homosexuality.

Androcles.