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- They say ribbed is for her pleasure,
but we all know it's too itchy.
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Whoa.
I swear, dude.
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Chicks do not know how to take
compliments these days.
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- In theory, you could be a little bit
more subtle with the eye-banging.
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I mean, if it creeps me out,
imagine how she feels.
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- Why?
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I mean, this is the only time
in our lives
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that we are allowed
to stare at teenage ass.
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When that guy does it, then it's creepy.
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- All right, that guy deserves
to be on dateline.
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- Oh.
Look at her, dude.
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Passing out her precious
invitations to the chosen few.
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"And you're cool.
And you.
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And, yep, you too.
Congratsies."
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I mean, give me a break!
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You know, we don't need that kind
of validation from the a-list.
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- Hey, RJ.
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Hope you can make it.
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- Give me that.
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Sweet 16.
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"RJ Berger,
you are cordially invited
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to the Pinkerton tennis club
this Friday at 5:00 p.m."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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"Jenny Swanson's
sweet 16 birthday party.
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Attire.
Gifts welcome of course."
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Blah, blah, blah.
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Dude, where the hell
is the plus one?
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Hey, this is only good
for one!
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- Miles... I just got invited
to Jenny Swanson's sweet 16.
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- And it sucks
you have to decline, man.
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I mean, you wouldn't go
without your boy.
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Would you?
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You skinny, double-crossing, freak
penis, matzoh-eating, four-eyed zit...
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- My name is RJ Berger, and
it's good to be invited.
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- Choke your ass out
and drown you in the toilet.
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Wow.
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I mean, bro, it's one thing
to have a crush on a girl,
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but this is, like,
psycho stalker territory.
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You're not thinking
of mailing her a jar
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of your own pubes or anything,
are you?
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- It's her birthday present.
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Oh, yes.
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Jenny Swanson's
precious sweet 16 party.
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- Miles. - You're lucky that phony
fest isn't the same night as raiders,
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because if you flaked on that,
so help me, God.
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- Dude, I would never miss
the chance to see
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raiders of the lost ark
on the big screen.
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I don't know, dude.
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I mean, you are ditching me
for Jenny's party.
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- Miles, look, dude,
you should be happy I'm going.
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All right, six months ago,
Jenny had no idea who we were.
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We were, like,
two random dudes.
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Now she invited one of us
on purpose.
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All right? Next time,
maybe she'll invite both of us.
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- Yeah, well,
there won't be a next time
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if you give her that stupid
sketch for her birthday.
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- I think she'll like it.
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- Yeah, if it's wrapped
around a piece of jewelry maybe.
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Dude, girls like Jenny don't
spread for stupid sketches.
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They want to see price tags.
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You know, you gotta spend that
coin if you want to get that loin.
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- Jenny's not superficial
like that.
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- Oh, right.
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She's with Max Owens because
he's average-looking and poor.
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- What am I supposed
to do?
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I don't have any money.
- I don't know, dude.
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But if I were you, I'd be embarrassed
to show up without a kick-ass gift.
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Later, man.
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- Mom. - RJ, do you have a
toenail infection or something?
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Every one of these socks
is a crusty mess.
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- Mom, I have a small crisis
on my hands.
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- What is it, honey?
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- I need $300
by the end of the week.
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- Oh. Well, first of all, I know
for a fact you can get that done
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for under 100.
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But let me ask you,
have you and the young lady
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considered dropping it off
at a fire station?
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- Mom. - Selling it
to a nice gay couple?
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- Mom, it's for Jenny Swanson's
sweet 16 gift.
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- Oh!
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Oh!
Oh, thank goodness.
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Oh, gee,
you scared me half to death.
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This is not the ass
of a grandmother.
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One, two, three, and four.
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Oh, you know what, you should
go see bill and Linda Robbins.
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They're always hiring handymen
for odd jobs.
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Maybe they'll have something around
the house for you to do. - Really?
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All right.
I'm gonna go over there now.
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- Mm! Great.
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- RJ Berger, is that you?
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- Hi, Mrs. Robbins,
Mr. Robbins.
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- What are you doing here,
love?
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- I was just--
you know,
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my mom mentioned that you guys
might have some stuff
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that I could do around the
house, you know, for money.
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- RJ, I didn't know
you were handy.
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- I'm trying to make
a little extra money
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by the end of the week
for...Whatever.
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- Well, hell, anything
that saves me a trip
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to the home depot parking lot,
right?
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- Well, I'll tell you what, RJ,
we're expecting a guest any minute,
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so why don't you just come by
after school tomorrow?
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We'll find something
for you to do.
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- Really?
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Oh, thank you guys
so much.
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I-I'll definitely do that.
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All right.
Um, see you tomorrow.
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- Nice kid.
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- A sweetheart.
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- Oh, you're a sweetheart.
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- Stop it.
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- Oh, hello.
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You must be Charlene.
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- Mm.
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She looked better
in her profile.
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- Dr. Jones, again we see there's
nothing you could possess
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which I could not take away.
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- Dude!
- Oh, rad, right?
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- So rad.
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But I thought you were gonna be
the gestapo guy.
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- Turns out swastika armbands
are very hard to find.
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- Huh.
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- You ain't starting a boy band
or something, are you?
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- No, I'm belloq.
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Raiders of the lost ark.
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Indiana, we are passing
through history.
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This is history.
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- I'm gonna calmly walk away right
now before I punch you in the face.
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- Maybe I should go
as the Nazi.
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- Don't listen to him,
dude.
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Your costume is awesome.
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And tonight's gonna be awesome.
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Raiders, bro!
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Remastered and projected
on the big screen
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just the way God intended it.
- I know.
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Pee dribbles out
every time I think about it.
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- Yeah.
Oh, don't be late, dude.
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We have to get seats before those
temple of doom assholes show up.
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- ♪ You can't see it coming ♪
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♪ until it's too late ♪
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♪ you're shot down
by the hand of fate ♪
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♪ you don't see
the difference ♪
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♪ with or without ♪
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♪ and when you do ♪
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♪ it's always too late ♪
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♪ ooh ♪
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♪ it's all sunshine ♪
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♪ or it's all rain ♪
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♪ ooh ♪
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♪ it's all sunshine ♪
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♪ or it's all rain ♪
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- thank you so much.
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- You did a good job,
RJ.
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Here's today's take.
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So let's do it again tomorrow.
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What time
do you get off school?
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- Um, tit o'clo--
two o'clock.
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- Great. I'll pick you up at 2:00, and
you can help me run some errands.
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Now you go get some rest.
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- Oh, come on.
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I've been your best friend
since dial-up.
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You don't put me
to voice mail, dickwad.
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- Dude, I'm so sorry.
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I passed out
when I got home.
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I've--I'm so exhau--
- raiders, RJ.
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- Dude, I'm sorry, okay?
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We'll watch it this weekend on DVD.
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- DVD?
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No, you take your standard def
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and shove it up your ass.
And you know what else?
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It doesn't matter
how expensive your gift is.
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'Cause it's for real
you're never gonna get.
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- What the hell, dude?
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- I'm your best friend, RJ!
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Me! Not some fantasy girl
who pretends to like you
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'cause you help her dumb ass
get better grades.
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- Dude, seriously!
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If you want
to talk about her like that,
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maybe I dot want
to be your best friend.
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- That's funny
'cause I was thinking
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you don't deserve
a best friend like me.
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- Dude!
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- It's over, RJ.
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- All right, yes, I was wrong
in flaking on raiders,
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but he's being an asshole,
Lily.
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I mean, he's the one that told me I
needed an expensive gift for Jenny.
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He's the reason why I got the job and
am busting my ass trimming hedges
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and mowing lawns
in the first place.
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- Why didn't you tell me?
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I would have paid you
to trim my hedges.
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- He'd need a riding mower.
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- Dude, come on, already.
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- I'm not here to talk, RJ.
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I'm here to give you this.
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- You're giving me back
your half of our bros amulet?
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- I won't be needing it
anymore.
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- Did he just throw away food?
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- It's way more serious
than I thought.
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- Oh, I never thought
about that angle before.
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Oh, hey, RJ.
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Working after school again?
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That's cool.
Me and Kev are gonna kick it
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at his place, you know,
watch some DVDs
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and play some first-person
shooters, you know.
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- We're gonna snipe
some online Nazi ass.
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- Yeah, we are!
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Whoo!
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- Boom!
Headshot.
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You got pwned, biatch.
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- Ooh.
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- Friends of yours?
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- Not anymore.
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I feel ridiculous.
- Oh, relax.
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You look handsome.
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How funny is it that you
and bill are the same size?
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Well, except for...
I heard about your not-so-little secret, RJ,
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and it's nothing
to be ashamed of.
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On the contrary.
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- Mrs.
Robbins, um, shouldn't I be working?
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- Linda. Linda.
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And you are working.
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I'm having a Martini, and
you're driving me home.
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- I don't have a license yet.
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- It's okay to break a few
little laws every now and again.
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- RJ?
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- Oh, please, God,
not now.
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- Hey.
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- I didn't know
you played tennis.
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- Yeah.
You know, I mean, I don't really.
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- Well, we may knock a few
balls around a little later.
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- Uh, this is my boss, Mrs.
Robbins.
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- Hi.
I'm Jenny.
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- And I am jealous of your perky
little boobies, Jenny.
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- Thanks.
Um, I'll talk to you later, RJ.
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Nice to meet you.
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- Bye, Jenny.
- Bye.
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- Bet you'd do anything
to tear that up, huh?
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- Yeah.
Like, mow your lawn.
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- Wait.
She's why you need the money?
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- I'm trying to get her something
special for her sweet 16.
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- Oh.
Well, how special?
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- Oh, RJ.
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Honey. This is so sweet, but
that's not the kind of mess
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you want to make
on that girl's chest.
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Here.
Why don't you give her this?
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- I could never afford that.
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I'd be mowing your lawn
until I'm 30.
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- We'll think of some way
for you to work it off.
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- So you guys get together
and pretend to be countries?
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- Yeah, it's called the model u.N.
, and it's freaking awesome. - Yeah.
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- So, wait, it took me,
like, forever
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to get Mr. Walcott
to recognize north Korea, right?
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But now...
Ah, damn!
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I left my reactor plans
in the bathroom.
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BRB, BFF.
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- Uh. Lol.
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- So you and Kevin stern
are BFFs now?
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- Look, we're not really putting
a label on it, Lily.
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He's a great guy.
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You know, he's funny, and
he's-- he's a great guy.
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- Look, I'm sure it feels great to
be the skinny friend for a change,
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but you and RJ are being
assholes.
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- Isn't your owner gonna get a
ticket for letting you off leash?
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- Face it, fat ass.
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You need him
just as much as he needs you.
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Let it go, already.
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- I am letting it go,
Lily.
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Me and RJ are done.
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- Idiot.
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- Oh, you're a lifesaver,
honey.
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- I'm still not quite sure
how all your cookware
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ended up at the bottom
of the pool, but you're welcome.
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- Let's get you inside
and warm you up.
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- Miss--Linda.
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Where are my--
where are my clothes?
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I gotta get that ride
over to Jenny's party.
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- I put them in the dryer
to warm them up.
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Besides, you can't go
anywhere without her gift.
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Just give me a--bathroom.
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I think the whole point
is to move around.
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- I'm moving my thumbs.
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Oh, Kevin,
you're so funny.
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I think you have
the wrong number.
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- Miles, I'm alone
and naked and scared.
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- Good. - No, no, Mrs.
Robbins just got all weird on me, dude.
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I need your help.
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- Oh, now you need
my help.
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- Okay, look, I know
we both said
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a lot of things we didn't mean
the other day, but I need you.
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- You'll have to speak up.
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I'm with Kev, and it's hard to hear
you over all of our inside jokes.
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- Miles, please, man.
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I know we're not on the best of terms
right now, but really I need you.
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- Really?
- Really.
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- Well, good!
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Now you know how it feels
to be blown off by a friend.
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- Miles.
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Miles!
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- 15-love.
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- Miss Robbins.
- Linda.
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- I was just thinking that, you know,
perhaps Jenny would really like
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that thumbs-up pendant, so...
- RJ.
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After I'm done teaching you,
you're gonna be able
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to give her something
much, much better.
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Come here.
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I can sense
you're a little apprehensive.
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Trust me when I tell you that
there's no better way to learn
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than from an older lover.
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May I tell you
about my first time?
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I was 18.
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Jorge was 58.
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He didn't speak
a word of English.
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And I didn't speak a word
of whatever he was.
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- Si. Drink.
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Ah.
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- But I was a student of love.
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And he was the most brilliant
teacher I've ever known.
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Even if it wasn't exactly
the type of bed
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I'd dreamt of losing
my virginity in.
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- May I keep your shirt,
Jorge?
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- Si. Shirt.
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- It smells like you.
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And I love
the way you smell.
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- Si. Manure.
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- In the house,
you whore.
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- When daddy found out what was
happening, he fired Jorge.
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We never saw each other again.
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To this day,
I cannot hear a leaf blower
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without thinking
of all those afternoons
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under his greasy, sweaty
manliness.
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RJ, I want to be your Jorge.
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- I-I... uh... uh...
- What the hell is going on here?
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- Mr. Robbins, I can explain-- -
don't you dare open your mouth...
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- And ruin a perfect moment.
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That's my guy.
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- Stop, RJ!
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Oh, RJ, no!
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- Wait!
Trim my hedge!
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- Dude, get in!
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Get in!
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What are you doing,
man?
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- Miles, I don't know
how I'll ever repay you.
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- Well, you can start
by identifying my body
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after my brother finds out
I stole his van.
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- Facacta tie.
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- Ah, I got ya.
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- I'm sorry I flaked
on raiders.
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- I'm sorry I called you skinny,
double-crossing, freak penis,
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matzoh-eating, four-eyed,
zit-riddled-- - okay.
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So you and--
you and Kevin.
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Let's never mention that name
ever again.
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All right.
There you go.
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All set for Jenny Swanson's
stuck-up sweet 16...
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Which I desperately wish
I was invited to.
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Look. Shit. Linda, she...
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She never gave me the necklace.
I don't have a gift for Jenny.
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You pulled it out of the trash?
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Pissed off or not...
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***
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Come on, let's say it's a ***.
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We complete each other.
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In a totally not gay way.
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RJ!
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I'm so glad you made it.
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I, uh...
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...made you this.
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Oh, my God!
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Did you draw this?
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I love it.
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My name is RJ Berger.
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And it's good to have friends.
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